there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
i may be ugly and annoying but at least i don’t have a selfie of me as my phones background
I find it comical when women think I care about
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Bumps or discoloration
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.